The 12 days of Christmas: Muhlestein Family Edition Installment 3

Jordan & Company

Jordan is my eldest brother. He is a great guy. He has the uncanny ability to make every person on the planet like him. In English a few weeks ago, we were discussing how a person who was loved by one was hated by another. A boy asserted that he knew of no person who didn’t like Bill Cosby. He had a decent point. Now that I think about it, you could say the same of Jordan. Also, he knows better than most others, real men don’t need tents; they use hammocks.

Back in ’05, Jordan married Crystal. My first impression of Crystal was skeptical, but she really grew on me. She is the one of my siblings who can see adolescent life for what it really is, inform said adolescent about it, and not spoil the fun of being young and stupid. It is really amazing. Plus, I have never met someone who can make more, or better, desserts. Ever.

Those two studs hatched 3 adorable babies. Clara, Lucas, and Will. Clara is an all-around party animal. She can sing most Taylor Swift songs, whip my trash at a game of Just Dance, and has probably the best hair of any 5 year old I have ever met. Lucas has the amazing ability to remember things. He can watch cars, and for any car that speaks a line, he can give a make, model, and short explanation. It is amazing. Will is just strait adorable. When Will comes over, I am usually half asleep on the couch, and he comes up to me and in the most adorable voice ever, says “George, come downstairs”

                He then follows to grab my arm and try with gusto to pull me off the couch. After the playing is over, he will ask me to “guess what”, I then say what, and he just walks off. He is just cute.